Monday, 15 September 2008

hum and hamare yaar..aksar ye baatein kiya karte hain.....

Now..
This is what happens..when two absolutely useless people of the world have nothing better to do on a monday morning/afternoon..
one of my equally useless friends(equally..coz hes jus like me when it comes to being a total maniac and doing complete bakar)and I were just generally "bakaring" on G Talk..(Google zindabad!!)and this is the outcome of the two brainless minds...

Amit: hey u

Me: hey

A: kya khabar

Me: kuch nahi
sadi hui padi hoon
khair anyways
u tell
kya khabar?

A: koi khabar nahi
main khud hi khabar ban chuka hun

Me: kya kar diya tumne aisa?
ki khabar ban gaye/?

A: taarif us khuda ki jisne mujhe banaya
banaya to banaya phir duniya mein fenkaya
fenka to fenka...par by god itna kyun pakaya

Me: wah wah
wah wah
awesome hai

A: i knw
thank u thank u

Me: irshaad
aur kuch farmaiye

A: pehale aap saamne to aaiye

Me: hum to topi pehne baithe hain intezaar mein
ki kuch to sunaiye

A: Aise sade hue dialogues ka raaz to bataiye

Me: Aap hamare lazeez hain..aise sawaal to na uthaiye..

A: Idiot..Its not lazeez..lazeez means yummy..

Me: what is it then?

A: I dont know that..but its not Lazeez...

Me: u dont break the chain..u continue


A: Hum to aap hi se seekhe hain ye fasane madness ke..agar humse poocho to aap hi hain sartaaj..zara gaur to farmaiye...

Me: Hum hue khush..bade dino baad..isi baat pe ek chcolate to khaiye

A: Chocolate ki baat karti ho...ye bhi nahi janti..dukhi hoon is motape se..koi ilaaj to bataiye.

Me: Humse kya poochte ho..hum to khud hi oversize hain..mote logo ki shopping ke liye..koi jagah to bataiye..

A: Shopping hi kya tumhara imaan hai..kya zindagi ka tumhe koi anumaan hai..apne pati pe thoda taras to khaiye..

Me: Sahi kahi ye baat tumhe..aankhein meri khol di..pati ko kiya maaf..chaliye aap hi kuch dilaiye..

A: Bas yehi reh gai kadar dosto ki..zara mithya se upar to aiye..shopping hi nahi sab kuch..ye dimaag mein bithaiye...

Me: apni kanjoosi tyag..dosto pe kuch pyar to dikhaiye..hum hain apke lazeez sabko prove to karaiye

A: Its not lazeez..dumbo..

Me: Till u dont know what the exact word is..consider it correct..and dont break the chain...


A: Aap to hain hi hume pyare..shak kam dikhaiye..

Me: Jante hain hum ye sach..but hume proof to dikhaiye..

A: kaisi hai ye duniya..sach ko na samjhe sach..God ji..zara ise upar to bulaiye..

Me: Bhej rahe to mujhe door..ye achi baat nahi..but is zulm ka koi karan to bataiye..

A: Tum ho is dharti pe bojh..is baat ko samajh jaaiye..kehte hai hum jo..use maaniye..and upar chale jaaiye..
waha na hogi duniya..na tumhari malls..na hoga tumhare bechara pati..na tumhare aise mushayre..
Hum to yehi kah chuke hain..maan to jaaiye..humpe nahi to kam se kam..vin pe taras to khaiye..

Me: Dikha rahe hain itna pyar jo aap..hamare pati pe..hume karan to bataiye..
hum ho rahe hain jealous..koi affair ho to bataiye..
de rahe ho duhai vin vin ki...
sach jo hai tumhare mann mein.hume sach sach bataiye..

A: Hum na kahenge kuch..aap hain nadaan..nadaniya na dikhaiye
ho gai hai shaadi ab to..kuch to badappan dikhaiye

Me: Hum to hain aise hi..bachpane ki baat na banaiye...
aap to hain bade bade..fir bhi na hua nikaah..kaaran to bataiye

A: Baatein hai badi tez tez..but bhool na jaiye
Baaton hi baaton mein kahi haar na jaaiye

Me:- Change kar rahe ho topic...maan bhi jaaiye
jaldi se shopping ka time table to dikhaiye

A: Tumhara na hoga kuch..maan gaye hain hum
maanti ho haar agar..to resignation dikhaiye

Me: Humne kab kaha hum haare hain..bakwaas na bakiaye
haar agar maan chuke ho..to jaldi bataiye..
bematalab ki na farmaiye..and decent rhyming banaiye

A: tum to ho champ..lagi hi hui ho..
apni is creativity ka raaz to bataiye

Me: bachapn se hi hain tez hum..aap kya jaane
agar maan hi chuke hain..to haar bhi maan jaiye

A: Haar gaye hum devi tumse..humpe rehem khaiye
nahi ho rahi poetry humse,hamari haar accept farmaiye
Jaha le chalna hai shopping par..kabhi bhi bataiye


P.S:-The bakwaas is still on..and if its any worthwhile..i will put it again..
Thanks to Priyanka..i figured out..its azeez and not lazeez

13 comments:

akashthematrix said...

Padhke bada acchha laga yeh lekh...
Par mann me jaage hai sawaal anek...
Aaap aur aapke yaar to hai bohot theek...
But yeh lazeez vin aur aapke yaar ki kahani ka tanik 'The End' to bataiye...;D

akashthematrix said...

Though it was hilarious...
But I still wonder...
Raat ki utri nahi tumhaari...
Thats what u call a monday hangover...lolz...

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

the end ka to hum bhi kar rahe hain wait..
but hamare dost ho rahe hain late..
jaane kya kya hai in store.gaye hain hum dar,,
kash na sunne ko mile koi aisi waisi khabar!!

akashthematrix said...

Lolz lolz ho gaye hai hum idhar...
Yeh shayari jo shuru ho gai hai udhar...!
MTV pe Cyrus naa ghabraa jaaye...
I hope ki tumhaari jaldi utar jaaye!

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

nashe ki tum baat karte ho..hum to yaha hain sober
shayari to hai ek bahana..kar rahe hain wait..
ki kab ho office hours over...
MTV jane ko to hain hum ready..
cyrus pehle leave to kare apni gaddi!!

chirpy-paaro said...

Yeh padkar hum yakeen ho gaya hai aapke talent ka..
Aap mein jhalak dikh rahi hai Himesh ke duplicate hone ka..
Badate rahiye ini rahon par..
Hum dua karenge vin ki salamti ka..

Toonfactory said...

Hahahaha.....damn funny...Monday afternoons are real boring esp. if you are in office :) (Uninvited Guest that I am...came across your blog via Nidhi's Blog)

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

@toonfactory-thanks!well yeah..it indeed was hilarious..and ur not uninvited:-)welcome

Toonfactory said...

Thanks for Blogrolling me :)

Nidhi said...

Hillarious....

Me laughing like anything... I dont understand why doesnt my company pay me for all this :D

I too am a master of this art :D

And i loved the motapa wali lines... mai bh imotaape ki maar se mari hu :((

Baaki abhi hasne se paar nahin paa rahi mai.... kya likhu yaar...

tu kya piece hai re... has has k mere stomach mein bal pad gaye hai

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

#Nidhi-Thanks for the encouragement...kisi din lets have another mushayra...maze ayenge:D
#Toonfactory-No thanks needed...i liked ur last post..wlecome to the world of mishappenings..

Toonfactory said...

when can we see a new post maa'm???

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

@toonfactory-very soon..its not that funny things are not happening with me..but this cruel work doesnt give me time enough to narrate them all...